(the trick below is a real trick)

waffle: are u bored,ghost?

ghost: ya, u got anything that is fun?

waffle: ok, u go to google

ghost: *type*

waffle: then u type ''french military victories''

ghost: why...?

waffle: JUST TYPE IT

ghost: *type*

waffle: then u hit ''I'm feeling lucky'' instead of google search

ghost: i AM lucky today after all

waffle: JUST HIT IT

ghost: *click*

waffle: and see what u got

ghost: no result...and it say ''did u mean:french military defeat''?
and the website is not google instead it is albinoblacksheep... ETC

waffle: ya, u get it???

ghost: erm... no.....

waffle: *sigh*